Am I being silly yet?

Writer's Block: Year of the Ox

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:05:34 GMT

Happy Chinese New Year! The Year of the Ox starts today. What is your Chinese zodiac animal? Do you think you fit the description of the sign?

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My Zodiac is the Horse and I looked it up too and found that some traits match me and some don't...

Personality
The Horse symbolizes such character traits as strength, energy, and an outgoing nature. - Okay?
Extremely animated, Horses thrive when they’re the centre of attention. - Hell no, I HATE being the centre of attention
Always in search of a good time, Horses keep the crowds happy with their humor and their wit. - That's happened before

Horses are extremely intelligent so they’re able to grasp new subjects with ease. *Rolls* I don't believe that's true.
They’re also capable of multi-tasking however they don’t always finish what they start because they’re forever chasing the next opportunity. Quite true. Okay very true XD
Horses are honest, friendly and open-minded. Indeed I believe I am :)
They’re perhaps a bit too centered on themselves and have been known to throw tantrums when situations don’t go their way. LMFAO *rolls* No. I don't centre on myself, ask my friends in Blackpool. I'm not just saying that!

Career
Horses enjoy positions in which they can interact with others. They aren’t fond of taking orders and they’ll run from jobs they consider routine. They’re able to grasp new subjects with ease making them capable of handling most any job. They’re effective communicators and they enjoy power. Good career choices for Horses include: publicist, sales representative, journalist, language instructor, translator, bartender, performer, tour operator, librarian or pilot.
I don't want to go into any of those careers... I suck at talking in group discussions (unless with friends) and in seminars and I do not enjoy power as proved in my 2nd year at college when I had to be team leader for a stupid skills building task. The only thing that is really right in that is that I hate taking orders :)

And because I was born in 1990 I am a Metal Horse - LOL

Free-spirited in every sense of the word, commitment is the easiest way to scare Metal Horses away. They prefer jumping from one relationship or job to the next. Because of this, Metal Horses make better friends than partners.
I do not prefer to jump from one relationship to the next. PROVED - Not been in a relationship for a very very very long time now.
That was fun :)

Oh and I found it funny that Horse doesn't get on with Rat or Monkey - my sister's Zodiac is the Monkey :) And we do get on lmfao!

Why on Earth

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:00:24 GMT

Do I always feel dizzy after reading a Clockwork Orange?
I need to lie down in the dark and listen to the rain lashing against my window.

Scruffy

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:16:01 GMT

I'm sort of addicted to making these... This is the first time I've done it 'properly' using pins and cardboard and it's a bit small and tatty... But I think it's cute :) He's not finished, needs eyes and clothes :)

Thank you

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:35:48 GMT

Jamie, for kicking me in the right direction with this project proposal :)
Just got to write the thing now
;D
Monday morning (Y)
Loves you muchly lovely
xxx

Viddy with your glazzies dear droogs.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 18:24:06 GMT

'It's funny how the colours of the like real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.'

A Clockwork Orange, a real like horrorshow read, only a malenky bit of the way into it though, full of the old in-out in-out and the starry Ultraviolence.
Doubt I'll be able to viddy the old sinny because of the strack scenes involving poor Alex's glazzies being held open and the sinnys he was forced to viddy. The
sinnys seem the types of thing to make my weak guttiwuts feel all bolnoy.
A recommended read my droogs that all should read, I've given myself a bolshy pain in the gulliver from reading in baddiwad light, even the old otchkies didn't help much.
If you want to pony this lingo I suggest you take yourselves here.

That is all my like horrorshow droogs. Many appy polly loggy for the bezoomy chatter.

Everyone should kick start their day with this

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:56:57 GMT

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Feel good music for the absolute win.

Don't even say it never made you dance in your seat!

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 00:20:35 GMT

Eurgh my thumb feels all weird from the dry SUPAHGLU. But I found a tutorial and made a string doll the PROPER way *grins* even though one arm turned out longer than the other and the head was egg shaped rather than round... But it was my first attempt *grins again*
I've also got a legless one, bless.
Time to go read A Clockwork Orange before I implode from not reading it
:D

Shit.

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:09:56 GMT

I've got superglue all over my thumb and I've run out of fizzy worms :'(

Snow!

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:14:06 GMT

We have snow *massive grin* being the child that I am, got off the bus at an earlier stop just so I could walk in the snow before it stopped :D I looked like a snowman when I got in
Now I'm frozen though and starving, so I'm going to eat my Subway and babybel and watch that sad episode of Skins -probably- while crying into the seven Subway napkins I seem to have been given.
:)

The stuff I hate

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 14:51:08 GMT

More creative ramblings like The stuff I like

I hate the way moisturiser feels between my fingers and I hate the fact I always have to wash it off. I don't like talking over the phone but I do like talking to people, I hate when predictive text gets my word wrong but I prefer to text over a call.
I don't like it when it rains because it messes with my hair but I kind of do like it because it feels nice on my skin and makes the air smell nice too. I hate it when there's nine hundred channels to choose from and never anything on, I really hate when I bite my lips because it makes them sore but at the same time I kinda can't stop doing it.
I hate writer's block because it makes me feel stupid, useless and frustrated and I don't like it when people overload on perfume or aftershave. I hate when a book, a film or a television programme makes me cry but at the same time I really like crying. I hate people who stand on street corners and harass everyone that passes, I don't like it when my friends cry and I hate when someone hurts them.
The noise of dogs barking goes right through me but I wouldn't trade mine for the world, I hate the fact my eyes are rubbish without my glasses and I hate the snide comments I received about them in year nine.
I hate men who fuck women over but I equally hate women who fuck men over.
I hate funerals.
I don't like being left out, but who doesn't? And I hate when I wake up in the morning and feel blank, empty, down for no reason at all and I despise when that feeling stretches out over a week then suddenly disappears only to return a few days later.
Sometimes I hate myself for no reason at all. I hate feeling physically sick from drinking but then not being able to vomit but I really like feeling drunk, I don't like drugs and what they do to people but I've done some before.
I hate relationships in general and I hate the fact I have low self esteem.
I hate songs that remind me of people I've lost but I love them more because they make me remember. I hate when my fingers go so cold they turn ice white and tingle painfully and I hate when the wind freezes my ears and gives me an infection in both. I hate it when my hearing sounds like I'm sat inside a bubble and I really despise it when I get water stuck in my ear.
I don't like feeling dizzy and I hate seeing red lights in front of my eyes. I don't like walking down the meat aisles in Tesco and I hate looking at dead fish. I don't like it when the news reports news that we couldn't care less about when there's other more important stuff going on in the world.
I hate when I don't make sense and I despise Valentines day. I don't like the fact I have no control over my emotions for him and I hate that that day seems to haunt me. I don't like having to wait for something to come around and I don't like it when I don't understand something. I don't like it when people talk behind my back and I hate when I think someone's talking about me behind my back.
But the thing I really hate is the word 'hate' because it's too strong a word to use, I like 'dislike' more.

The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakers (Fic)

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:07:06 GMT

Just a quick one, possibly two or three more chapters.
The title is from FOB because I'm on a high of them right now but I don't own it and I do not own the Boosh.

Warnings: Alot of swearing and a bit of smoking and soon some using. No slash though sorry, fluff later and I'll *consider* slash.
Summary: He's a wanker. a total twat, he cheats on his girlfriend more than once and thinks she'll come back everytime. This time she's through with it, as soon as she's gone he wants her back. Oh and did I mention there's a new student at the Sixth Form? Things get complicated.
It will be Howince, yeah lol. Naomi and Jenny are my own characters.
Set in a random Sixth Form, they're all 17/18 years old

“Fuck you, you fucking wanker! I never want to see you ever again!” The fury was followed by a cold harsh slap of a hand against cheek, the students around the green fell silent and stared, all of them watching with hushed interest.

“Nay come on!”

“No! Don’t fucking call me Nay, okay? My name is Naomi not fucking Nay! Just leave me alone.” A young girl, only seventeen, turned away from the boy sat on the grass and folded her arms across her chest. She spied her best friend sat on a bench with the rest of their gang and made a beeline for her, her eyeliner threatening to streak her cheeks black.

“Nay wait.” There was a grab on her arm, she turned with her hand following and struck the boy across his cheek again leaving a deeper red handprint on top of the last one.

“Fuck fucking off!” She wrenched her arm away from his hand with a quick swing she had learnt in self defence, “You’re scum, you make me sick! You’ve gone too far this time.” Naomi pushed all her force and energy into her right foot and forced it upwards between the boy’s legs. His mouth formed a large ‘o’ shape as his knees buckled and he crumpled to the ground to the sounds of his friend’s ‘awwing’ in pain.

“Babes, are you alright?” Jenny enveloped her best friend into a hug while starring daggers at the boy still knelt in the grass catching his breath, “Look, you’re better off without him, yeah?” Naomi gasped through her tears and nodded once, “Come on, we’re gonna be late for English. We’ll have a girls night in yeah? Get everyone together, couple of DVDs, chocolate and schnapps. Sound good?”

“You missed off wine.” Naomi flashed a painful smiled and wrapped an arm around Jenny’s waist as they wandered into the Sixth Form.

“Vince, mate. What the fuck did you do to her?”

“Fuck.” Vince screwed his face up as he wandered over to the bench, like a penguin, and sat himself down on the end. He glanced up at Leroy who perched himself on top of the bench with a cigarette clamped between his lips, “She found out I slept with Carla.”

“That girl from Bristol?” He nodded, “No way! I heard she’s a ferret in bed.” He nodded again this time with a laugh, “What you gonna do now then? Now Naomi’s gone?”

“She ain’t gone, she’ll come back.”

“As if mate, you proper broke her heart this time.” Vince starred at the Sixth form building while Leroy smoked his cigarette, he bit his lip hard mostly to deter the pain away from his crotch. He dipped his head and fluffed his fringe out before turning back to Leroy.

“Who’s he by the way?”

“Oh yeah!” Leroy straightened up flicking the burnt out filter away and slapped a hand to his leg, “This is Howard. He’s new here.”

Vince studied the new teenager sat at the bench next to Leroy and decided he wasn’t exactly fashionable in his corduroy trousers and jumper but the thin framed glasses and light sprinkling of stubble was kind of cute. His shoes were a complete shock to the young teen, Howard was wearing a pair of battered black Converse, maybe there was hope? His hair was brown and short, spiked out in messy directions without any hair gel much like his own but not as long, fluffy, bouncy and red and it definitely wasn’t packed with more hair care products than Super Drug.

“A’right?”

“Yeah.” Howard smiled and nodded once before starring out across the college green at the rest of the students, “Nice to meet you Vince.”

“Don’t sound too sure mate.” Howard shrugged at Vince’s comment who rubbed his throbbing cheek subconsciously.

“Want me to draw round the handprint in marker pen?” Leroy added looking hopeful and more excited than he should.

“No not this time thanks.”

“She’s got some fuckin’ power in her she has.”

“Tell me about it.”

“Do you love her?” Howard suddenly chimed in turning his attention away from the green and back to the obnoxious teenager with the red cheek and balls to match. Vince just shrugged suddenly taken aback but Howard sighed and pressed on, “Well? Do you?”

“She knows I do.”

“Why’d you cheat on her then?”

“Was bored.” He shrugged again. Several seconds later Howard turned his stare away from Vince and back to the people around him missing the scowl aimed at him, “Anyway, she’ll come back. Just give it twelve hours. She’ll be straight back on the phone.” Leroy erupted into laughter.

“Is there anyone you haven’t been with?”

“Yeah…” Vince bit his lip again feeling the blood rush to the surface under his skin, “There’s you and Howard and Jenny. Oh and there’s Oli in my History and Kevin and Jessica in my Art…”

“You’d go with a guy?” It was Howard again casting his attention back to the conversation, Vince nodded hazily at the new boy.

“Have done before.” He shrugged like it was nothing, maybe it was nothing to him. Just another set of legs, another mouth and another pair of hands to him. Maybe it was just a hobby and he hadn’t actually been in love yet though he was pretty sure he loved Naomi after all he had been with her since the start of year ten in High school but then again he had cheated on her four times that she knew about and god knows how many times she didn’t, the weird thing was she always came back. He knew she’d always be there after he’d gotten over being ‘bored’, he’d got used to that fact.

“You ever?” He continued at Howard but he just shook his head, instead he cast his gaze and question to Leroy.

“Once when I was drunk, like plastered, I snogged a few guys.”

“You snogged everyone at that party. I know, I was there. You snogged me!”

“I guess you have had me then.” Vince threw a playful punch into Leroy’s arm before grabbing his messenger bag and jumping up off the bench.

“Come on, time for English. We’re already pretty late.”

Have a happy!

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:00:32 GMT

Why not?

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:44:35 GMT

I just listened/watched McFly on an MTV channel, five of their videos in a row. Quite surprised I didn't turn it off, nice to see they've grown up now though. Some of the lyrics in That Girl were odd lmfao

And I think I found myself a New Years Resolution - get a CD player and start buying CDs instead of downloading the odd track. (okay maybe that's two but there we go!)

OH and isn't the writer's block question of the day just ideal for us? XD

What's one song you're always in the mood to hear?
Bloody hell... Uhm... That's kinda difficult because my choice of listening depends on my mood, it's always changing.

Which trends do you hate?
I don't hate them, I just don't follow them.

Any urban myths you believe in?
No not really

What music is good to listen to when you're angry?
Anything loud with a couple of good guitar riffs, something you can turn right up and drown out everything with the drum beat alone

Do you own any concert DVDS?
Mighty Boosh, Frankie Boyle, Bill Bailey (Tinselworm), Russell Howard, Dara O'Briain, Lee Evans (BIG), Michael McIntyre (live and Laughing), three of Peter Kay's, Russell Brand, MCR TBP live, Green Day Bullet in a Bible and I think we have a Placebo one somewhere

How many dogs do you have?
I have two
We have four dogs and one cat in the entire family now lmfao oh and a rabbit

Favourite chocolate?

Uhmmmm.. Minstrels or anything from Thorntons

Phobias?
Seeing needles pierce the skin, like on Boosh when Vince gets injected with the needle? Yeah I can't watch it, I turn away shouting OHHH NO NO NO!

Do you like anything unusual?
Well I suppose to me it wouldn't be unusual?

Do you have many friends?
I have a few lovely ones yes

What pyjamas do you wear?
Pyjama bottoms and an FFTL band tee lmfao

Any friends far away?
I have some dotted about the country. And when most of them from Blackpool go to Uni they're even more dotted about, some across the waters

What's a band you've always been interested in, but haven't gotten into yet?
I dunno really, I can't think of one off the top of my head atm. It used to be Paramore but I recently became addicted

What makes you laugh?
Alot of stuff makes me giggle, comedies old and new, mates... family lol

What do you not understand?
Oh a lot of stuff

What stops you in your tracks?
Being star struck?

Smoking. Discuss.
I don't agree with it really because it's just killing your insides and people make jokes about that and it's not the slightest bit funny. I get why people find it sexy though, it can look sexy on the outside but so not on the in

What are you currently listening to?
Disturbia for some reason? *flicks channel* Now it's Glasvegas (L)

What keeps you awake at night?
My lack of ability to be able to sleep or when my sister stays up till 4am on her laptop

Who would you go gay for?
What a strange question, I could have already been gay... Could have worded the Q better
I'd say Dee Plume cos she is gorgeous no matter what she wears. Noel Fieldings a lucky man

How old were you when you lost it?
Even though I know what 'it' you're on about, that could have been anything. Could mean my mind for one which I didn't have to start with :)
But 16

Can you drive?
Yes

Are you a good driver?
Well I haven't crashed yet

Manual or auto?
Manual though I drove my grandad's auto when I was 15 round a campsite

Did you like the Dark Knight?
Haven't seen it yet

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?
No

What lyrics would you get printed on a t-shirt?
Probably a quote not a lyric like something from the S2 Boosh commentaries would be good.

Name six songs you're into right now:
Six? Uhmmmm
Decode by Paramore
Daddy's gone by Glasvegas
Up all night by Take That lol
What a catch, Donnie by Fall out Boy
Supermassive Black Hole by Muse

What is the best attire for music festivals and gigs?
Depends on the genre, if it's metal it's gonna be band tee and combat shorts or somethin but then again I ain't into metal

How do you keep time?
With my phone

Skinny dipping?
Never done it probably never will

Do you like any particular lifestyle?
My lifestyle? I duno, I just go with the flow

What's your favourite kind of junk food?
Is Subway junk food?